I’ve compiled this 5 step action plan to cure your lack of a sense of humour.

Step 1 – Do you watch Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps?

Step 2 – if you answered “yes” to Step 1, have you ever laughed at anything else ever in your life?

Step 3 – if you answered “yes” to Step 2, go and buy yourself a Fast Show DVD; you can be cured. Otherwise shoot yourself.

Step 4 – if you’re here, you no doubt failed to shoot yourself properly as you’re some sort of gibbering wreck that lives on cider and marijuana. You’re of no use to anyone other than the writers of Two Pints of Lager.

Or you ARE the writers of Two Pints of Lager.

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