Frankie Boyle – Knackered?

Now come on Frankie, you’re evidently not John Barrowman, Ricky Gervais or any other of the ubiquitous performers that we see on our screens these days – there’s no real reason for you to work yourself ragged appearing on Mock the Week in the middle of a massive UK tour.

You looked pretty shafted on last nights show, to be honest, and as a Scotsman who lives on beer and deep fried Mars bars, I can see you running into the wall pretty quickly.

Take it easy there, Mock the Week will still be there when you come back off tour.