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A Labour MP has suggested supermarkets should lower the price of bread and milk to a more socially acceptable figure.

Given that the majority of those that can afford bread and milk are smackheads, drunks or chain smokers, surely lowering the price of bread and cow boob juice will only encourage these addicts! They should try taking cookery classes to learn how to make their own bread, and cut down on the tea and coffee. How many things does one person need to be addicted to?

“Hi, my name’s Charlie, and I’m addicted to flour. I can’t get enough of that white rising powder. It get’s me so high and boy can I shag for hours after a nice loaf of bread!”