Hello, my name is Leslie Essex, and I’m an adult movie cameraman. That’s right, I film pornos. And let me tell you, all those guys that say its dull, boring, unglamorous, uninteresting and what have you – they’re lying, mostly likely married.
Oh don’t get me wrong, it can be a long shoot on the set [...]
Hi, I’m Les Sex
Crabladder or Bust
I referred some time ago to my own short-lived experience as a stand-up comic after entering the BBC’s Young Talent competition in 1999/2000 (can’t remember which).
The material on offer by me was around 95% original, with only the shoehorning of a good joke in at the end possibly jarring slightly.
There I was, on a stage [...]
Rebranding exercise
Here’s a short sketch I wrote recently which no doubt needs some work, as well as a bit of a punchline…
ADVERTISING AGENCY MEETING ROOM. PICTURES OF PEGS AND CHARTS AND ACTUAL PEGS AND PEOPLE WITH LAPTOPS AND MORE CHARTS AND BROCHURES.
1st adman: Our client, Rosalie Hearne, has been successfully been manufacturing and selling pegs, [...]
Canoeing Home for Christmas
[singlepic=59,320,240,,right]With the news that the canoe couple John and Anne Darwin have been sentenced to six years, it stirred a scene of a presumed-dead father paddling across the Atlantic to see his sons in time for Christmas, feigning amnesia.
While Quintessential Comedy in no way condones money laundering - we don’t even have a tumble dryer [...]
Record Breaking Failure
Not so much comedy as insanely optimistic, the a fundraising effort for the North East Air Ambulance resulted in an attempt to break the world record for girls in bikinis in one place failing miserably on Sunday July 20th, on the cold and frigid location of Redcar seafront in North Yorkshire.A paltry 320 entrants fell [...]
Future of Comedy - online?
Interesting Organ Grinder blog entry on the Guardian website, which suggests that the recent lack of original mainstream comedy on BBC One and ITV1 could be because the main audience - school pupils, college and university students, the cool, festival-going crowd - are watching their comedy online.
After all, they’re all busy happy slapping and having [...]
This post has been cancelled
It is with regret that we have had to cancel this and 34 futher posts today due to a variety of teething problems.
We simply didn’t give the warnings of our technical team enough credit, and now it seems that their concerns - previously dismissed as fearmongering and terrorist sympathetic - were in fact correct.
Of course [...]
