Posts Tagged ‘les dawson’

Legendary Moments in Comedy

Monday, April 28th, 2008

Les DawsonWith my spur-of-the-moment Les Dawson day, I thought what better time than to introduce a new category - Legendary Moments in Comedy! You may know this story - if not, it has been around for nearly 20 years, and there really is no reason to disbelieve it…

Sunderland Empire is 101 years old, and still going strong. However the theatre was in the news for different reasons back in 1976, as comic legend Sid James played his last part there, passing out on stage in front of an audience - he was declared dead on arrival at the local hospital.

Sid JamesYears later, in 1989, Les Dawson appeared at the venue - and is reported to have been greatly troubled by something that he saw in the dressing room; so much so he not only refused to describe in full what he had seen but he also turned down all further invitations to work at the Sunderland Empire.

Many believe that what Les Dawson saw was ghost of Sid James.

Les took the secret to the grave with him, but never set the rumour straight…

Les Dawson Day

Monday, April 28th, 2008

Les DawsonSeeing as I love Les Dawson so much, I thought a few articles on the rotund, gurning genius would be a bit of fun on a damp Monday…

The wife’s Mother said, “When you’re dead, I’ll dance in your grave.” I said: “Good, I’m being buried at sea.” 

I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussard’s Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said, ‘Keep her moving sir, we’re stock-taking’ 

I said to the chemist, ‘Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?’ He said, ‘Why?’ I said, ‘She keeps waking up.’

I was in a play on TV once. It was one of those suspense plays. It kept you wondering… what’s on the other channels?

Duck goes into the chemist’s shop.
‘A tube of lipsol please.’
‘Certainly, that will be fifty pence.’
‘Put it on my bill, please.’

48 minutes of Tommy Cooper, 85 minutes of Les Dawson?

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008

Les DawsonAs a bit of a follow on from yesterday’s post about comedy DVDs and supermarkets, during a brief visit today I spied two BBC DVDs, one of Tommy Cooper and another of Les Dawson.

Two giants of British comedy, going for a cool fiver each.

There’s a caveat, however; what are the BBC doing with just 48 minutes of Tommy Cooper? That’s hardly worth the bother of buying it. Sure, he was a bloody funny, talented man, but devoting just 48 minutes?

One suspects that the existing material might well have been sat in the BBC archives waiting to be burned. That the BBC has just 48 minutes to put on a DVD of The Best of Tommy Cooper is frankly a crime. Cooper might well have spent much of his television career on ITV, but still.

Of course, bearing in mind how much Les Dawson did on the BBC single volume of his work which totalled closer to 85 hours than 85 minutes, is a bit of a shortfall too.

Get your fingers out, BBC DVD!