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This post has been cancelled

Friday, March 28th, 2008

It is with regret that we have had to cancel this and 34 futher posts today due to a variety of teething problems.

We simply didn’t give the warnings of our technical team enough credit, and now it seems that their concerns - previously dismissed as fearmongering and terrorist sympathetic - were in fact correct.

Of course in our bid for ever increasing share value, we couldn’t be seen to be faltering or display signs of weakness in the run up to the launch of Page 35 of Quintessential Comedy. Indeed, we’re in the middle of a global recession, so that kind of behaviour just wouldn’t do.

As for those affected, who might have lost their reading matter for the rest of the day, or even our shareholders, I say this:

Here’s £100 quid. That won’t get you a night at a local hotel as they’ve put their prices up to capitalise on this mistake. But at least we look like we care, and you can always sleep on the floor, just over there behind Starbucks.

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